and this is why I love Whovians.Earlier tonight:
but seriously, snot just rocketed out of my nose quicker than a Cyberman can take over a human
Walking out of The Great Gatsby I overhear some girl say “I thought it’d be more like a musical”. What.
do you ever just want to grab someone in one of your classes
and pull their face close and whisper
“I am ten times smarter than you will ever be, your opinions are both ill-informed and unoriginal, the career path you are headed on is so overdosed with barely competent imbeciles like you that you will be incapable of finding a job, and incidentally your shoes are clashing with your outfit in a way that cannot even be called deliberately bad. so shut. the. fuck. up.”